Chaser's Guide to Bad Parenting The Chaser Issue 7

Chaser's Guide to Bad Parenting : The Chaser, Issue 7
ISBN: 9781863959742
Publication Date: 13 April 2017

Forget Baby Love. The Chaser has written the definitive guide to parenting in the modern age.

Jam packed with 100 pages of spurious information. Including:

• Why you shouldn't become a parent in the first place
• How to get pregnant: turning sex into something dull and lifeless
• Pregnancy Wine Guide
• 9 months of bliss: one woman's infuriatingly unrepresentative experience of pregnancy
• Who needs sleep: The first six months
• The Toddler Years: A guide to making money on Instagram by exploiting the cuteness of your child
• Pre-school: An illustrated guide to making your partner do most of the work
• Primary School age: The Best (Drug-Free) Years of Their Life
• High School: How to Apply for Special Consideration
• Will They Ever Move Out A Guide to Your Child's 20s and 30s.
• Middle-Age: Why everything wrong with their lives is your fault

Also includes a bonus do-it-yourself Last Will and Testament, to let you cut your children out of their inheritance in 3 easy steps!

About the Author

The Chaser is an Australian satirical comedy team. They are known for their television programmes on ABC TV, including The Election Chaser, CNNNN, The Chaser's War on Everything and The Chaser's Media Circus. They are famous for several high profile stunts over the years, including printing the personal phone number of then Prime Minister John Howard on the front cover of their newspaper, and dressing up as Osama bin Laden outside US President George W. Bush's hotel during the 2007 APEC Summit in Sydney.

The team started as a satirical newspaper, a publication known to challenge conventions of taste. The Chaser's motto ...